Mario's getting tired of this.
Zigzag the Grand Vizier 2
Kawaii AF
final
Anchovies
uno punch man and cool cyborg
A bond
Young Thanos Walking tho
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06.03.2020
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StickCat
06.03.2020 20:23
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A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY
START THE RESCUE HELICOPTER
HEY!
BUILD THE HELICOPTER AND OFF TO THE RESCUE
PREPARE THE LIFELINE, LOWER THE STRETCHER AND MAKE THE RESCUE
THE NEW EMERGENCY COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY
DUHHHHH FORTNITE BAD DUHHHH BRORTNITE BRAD!!1!1 IS THAT ALL YOU DEPRESSED ****S CAN SAY? FORTNITE FORTNITE EMOJI INSTA BAD EMOJI EMOJI BAD BAD!!1!1 I FEEL LIKE IM IN A ****ING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE WHO CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME ****ING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A BROKEN ****ING RECORD
[laugh track] JOSH: Drake? DRAKE: What? JOSH: Where's the door hole? [laugh track] DRAKE: Goes right there. See, I drew it with a magic marker. [laugh track] JOSH: You were supposed to cut it out with the power saw. DRAKE: Dude, I'm gonna! JOSH: Oh really? DRAKE: Yes! JOSH: So go get the power saw! DRAKE: Okay, I will! tcch [bumps into door] [laugh track] [rattles the door, turns around, paws the door] DRAKE: ...I see the problem. JOSH: Oh, do ya?! [laugh track]
This picture can be described in many ways. But, I will let the script describe it first: "According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I go
All: The state of Florida Has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood. You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the Sex offender shuffle
Larry: I'm Larry Arthauer And I'll refrain From touching my neighbor's kids again What I did was not too kind But I'm a nice guy You'll come to find Got a backyard and a real nice pool Y'all should come over for a barbecue We can make some cold drinks In my blender But do keep in mind That I'm a sex offender
Vernon: Vernon Douglas is my name My battery arrest is what brought me fame But there's much more to know about me I love to dance and I love to ski I zip and zoom on through the snow Strap on my boots and watch me go But I can't ski Until December Until then I'm just a sex offender
Charles: I'm Charles Dolling Dropping rhymes I've been arrested seven times I know that sounds Like a lot Three of those time
SHREK Written by William Steig & Ted Elliott SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (laughs) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush) Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go after the ogre. NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME MAN1 Think it's in there? MAN2 All right. Let's get it! MAN1 Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? MAN3 Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread. Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs. SHREK Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. They'l
So they're finally here, performing for you If you know the words, you can join in too Put your hands together, if you want to clap As we take you through this monkey rap Huh!!
DK! Donkey Kong!!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well He's finally back to kick some tail His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt He's bigger, faster, and stronger too He's the first member of the DK crew Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes She can shrink in size, to suit her mood She's quick and nimble when she needs to be She can float through the air and climb up trees If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace This Kong has a funny face He can handstand when he needs to And stretch his arms out, just for you Inflate himself just like a balloon This crazy Kong just digs this tune Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here
I see the player you mean.
PLAYERNAME?
Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read our thoughts.
That doesn't matter. It thinks we are part of the game.
I like this player. It played well. It did not give up.
It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a screen.
That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a game.
Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the reality behind the screen.
They used to hear voices. Before players could read. Back in the days when those who did not play called the players witches, and warlocks. And players dreamed they flew through the air, on sticks powered by demons.
What did this player dream?
This player dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created. And it dreamed it destroyed. It dreamed it hunted, and was hunted. It dreamed of shelter.
Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. But w
IN BLACK --
We hear the feral, primeval sounds of a jungle at night. A
timpani bangs an ominous beat.
FADE IN ON:
A JUNGLE - NIGHT
A BUNNY nervously walks through the dark, foreboding forest,
frightened by every shadow and moving leaf.
YOUNG JUDY (V.O.)
Fear. Treachery. Bloodlust!
Thousands of years ago, these were
the forces that ruled our world. A
world where prey were scared of
predators. And predators had an
uncontrollable biological urge to
maim and maul and...
The timpani crescendos. A JAGUAR leaps out of the shadows,
attacks the bunny, who screams--
CUT TO:
INSIDE A BARN - A JUNGLE (SET) - NIGHT
The action continues-- as imagined by an amateur stage
production.
YOUNG JUDY
Blood, blood, blood!
Reams of red papier mâché entrails ooze from the bunny. And
when those run out-- projectile ketchup.
Reveal: These are ANIMAL KID ACTORS. The bunny, JUDY HOPPS,
10, is our hero. And this is her play being staged. A banner
reads: CARROT DAYS TALENT SHOW!
YOUNG JUDY (CONT’D)
And death.
* whoops.
* i knew i should have
used today's crossword
instead.
* what? really, dude?
* that easy-peasy word
scramble?
* that's for baby bones.
* i've been thinking
about selling treats
too.
* you're right.
* i should charge way
more than than that.
* that's still too low.
* i have to pay for
the raw materials
somehow.
* what?
* you don't have the
money?
* hey, that's okay.
* i don't have any snow.
* wow, that's a lot
of cash.
* that's why i'm sorry
to say...
* i can't sell you
this fried snow.
* it's got too much
sentimental value.
* don't you know a
good deal when you
hear one?
* i'm thinking about
getting into the
telescope business.
* it's normally 50000G
to use this premium
telescope...
* but...
* since i know you,
you can use it for free.
* howzabout it?
* huh?
* you aren't satisfied?
* don't worry.
* i'll give you a
full refund.
* well, come back
whenever you want.
* what?
* haven't you seen a guy
wi
owing that this is the closest I can get to you."
"There's nothing more I want than to be in the same room as you, for real."
"And to feel your warmth."
"And to hear the sound of your heartbeat."
"Well, who knows? Maybe it'll be possible someday."
"Besides, I'll never get tired of being with you, even from here."
Rain
"I really like the sound of rain..."
"Not so much getting my clothes and hair wet, though."
"But a nice, quiet day at home with the sound of rainfall outside my window.."
"It's one of the most calming experiences for me."
"Yeah..."
"Sometimes I imagine you holding me while we listen to the sound of the rain outside."
"That's not too cheesy or anything, is it?"
"Would you ever do that for me, [player]?"
Confidence
"I think the most important skill in life is being able to fake confidence."
"I'm pretty convinced that everyone feels at least a little bit scared and alone."
"But being able to trick others into thinking you have it all together..."
"That's a key part of getting peo
Excuse me, miss, but despite donating my several monthly salaries to your Twitch and Patreon account, I still haven't gotten thos e feeet pics. Haha you must be so busy. It's okay. I just wanted you to know that I've called those boys incels. Haha now please hurry up I need to see them toes
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