when she thinn but not, like, stick thin, but thin. and she has a slender neck and it's all... mmMM! and she just looks so... !!! and her nose is like... round? But like, normal size, just rounded. And then her lips are like... a little plump. And she's just perfect in every way. That's my kind of girl.

I sure hope nobody guesses my obvious but private relationship. Seriously, if you know who I'm describing, keep it to yourself.