Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. Awwwww! But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty, go find a new boy friend.

I'm so fattttt ;-; Not your not! I JUST ATE A MCDONALDS CHEESEBURGERRR I ate 7 cookies. You have cookies...? The back door is open.

How much do you like me? 1.263932 I think the . Is in the wrong place ;) Oh yeah! Your right. I ment 0.1263932

Hey girlfren Girlfriend* What? You forgot the D Don't worry you'll get that later ;)

Hey babe. ... You were great last night. You have a talented pair of lips. This is Abby's DAD. She left her phone home. SINGER SHES AN AMAZING SINGER!! BOI CAN SHE SING!! Yes I agree! I'm so happy you do too! (#perfectsave)

Hey babe. You make me the happiest girl on the world a LOT. heh just doing my job! So it's a job huh?! You get paid to do it huuuh!? Yep. Your love I should my salary Awww.

Hey close your eyes❤️ Okay? What do u see? Nothing. That's what my life is without you! ❤️

I want a cheeseburger. I want to cuddle..WITH YOU! Who cares what you want!? I was a d*mn cheeseburger!

Hey Kim! Wanna play a game? Hi Danny! Sure! But it can't be hide and seek! Why? Cause a girl like u is hard to find.

(Okay so there both in an apartment a level above each other like, there rooms ARE ONTOP OF each other.) Hey~! I heard a rumor about u and your crush! Omg what!? He likes you back ;) ... I hear dance music..? Sorry was doing a victory dance! You were saying?

Omg school was great today!! What happened? Well my classmate was banging her caulculator on the side of the table cause is wasn't working. Soooo?? Then my teacher said, "CAROLINE HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I BANGED YOU ON THE TABLE!?"

Hey dad? Can you pick me up? I'm suspended. What did you do? Well the teacher asked a simple question and I answer a simple answer. What did she ask, what was your answer, and your grounded. She said that I have 5 bottles in one hand, 6 bottles in the other, how many do I have? I said, a drinking problem. Your ungrounded for learning my smartass intelligence.

Hey mom..I'm in detention.. What!? What did you do!?!? The teacher said "at the end of the ruler, there's an idiot." And I said "which end are you referring too?" That's my girl! >:3