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Moonstar[OP]
29.10.2020 14:40
LinkScar: (lifts up the mouse so that its dangling by its tail from his paw and plays with it) life's not fair, is it? you see, I, well, I shall never be king (soft sigh) and you shall never see the light of another day (quiet chuckle) adieu. (opens mouth to eat the mouse)
Zazu: Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?
Scar: (exasperated sigh) what do you want?
Zazu: Im here to announce that King Mufasa is on his way (bows) so you BETTER have a good excuse for missing the ceremony this morning.
Scar: (The mouse escapes from Scar's paw and scurries into a crevace) Oh, look zazu, you made me lose my lunch.
Zazu: Ha! you'll be losing more than your lunch when the king's through with you. He's as mad as a hippo with a hernia!
Scar: Ooh, i quiver with FEAR. (Leans over and smiles ominously at Zazu on the word FEAR)
Zazu: now scar, don't look at me that way, HELLP!!! (Scar snatches Zazu into his jaws)
Mufasa: (almost immediately, off-screen) SCAR.
Scar: Mmmhmmhmmh?
Mufasa: Drop him.
Moonstar[OP]
29.10.2020 14:43
LinkZazu: (from inside Scar's mouth with his beak poking out.) Impeccable timing, your majesty.
Scar: (sarcastically) why, if it isn't my big brother descending from on high to mingle with the commoners.
Mufasa: Sarabi and I didn't see you at the presentation of Simba this morning.
Scar: (fake gasp) That was today? (walks over to the cave wall) Oh, i feel simply AWFUL (Scar drags his claws down the wall, producing a screech that makes Zazu cringe) (Scar looks at his claws) Must have slipped my mind.
Zazu: (flies bravely up to Scar's face) Yes, well as slippery as your mind is, that's no excuse (Points at scar indignantly with a wing) as king's brother, YOU should have been first in line.
(Scar clicks his teeth together, and Zazu shoots back to Mufasa, hiding behind his paws.)
Scar: (leans down so he is face-to-face with Zazu) I was first in line. Until the little hairball was born. (he inclines his head at Mufasa.
Moonstar[OP]
29.10.2020 15:07
LinkMufasa: That (in the same tone as Scar) hairball is MY son, and YOUR future king.
Scar: ooh, then I shall practice my curtsey. (He turns to walk away)
Mufasa: Don't turn your back on ME, Scar
Scar: Oh, no, Mufasa. Perhaps YOU shouldn't turn YOUR back on ME.
Mufasa: (He snarls for the first time at Scar) IS THAT A CHALLENGE??
Scar: Temper, temper. I wouldn't DREAM of challenging YOU.
Zazu: Pity. Why not?
Scar: Well, when it comes to brains, I got the lion's share. but when it comes to brute strength? Oh, I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool. (he saunters away)
Zazu: (sighs and lands on Mufasa's shoulder) Oh, well, there's one in every family, sire. Two in mine actually. And the always manage to ruin special occasions.
Mufasa: what am I gonna do with him?
Zazu: (impishly) He'd make a very handsome throw rug.
Mufasa (beginning to walk away, Zazu flies beside him) Zazu!
Zazu: And just think, whenever he gets dirty you can take him out and beat 'im.
Moonstar[OP]
29.10.2020 15:08
Link[Mufasa chuckles as the screen fades to black, ending the scene]
moonwatcher08
30.10.2020 13:55
Linkmore lionking?
Moonstar[OP]
31.10.2020 21:08
Linkyeah :)
Moonstar[OP]
24.11.2020 01:37
LinkI literally have the whole dang movie memorized