okok so I was talking about that weird slayer company right? well that's BACK *fireworks or smthn idk* and this time we're breaking and entering in their super secret base

still not explaining slayers you get that info on child no5

so we're breaking and entering as one does and after like, 30 minutes of randomly running around and grabbing important documents we're on the way out when I fall into a HOLE cause its dark or smthn

and at this time I had a NEW VOCAL STIM!! so I was just sitting there, in a hole, screaming "WAAAAAAAAAA" into the darkness

and. something wa's back????????? so we go back and forth for like, a couple minutes. and eventually I try to ask questions and its just "waaaaaa" and eventually I guess I just so thought to use my ****ing eyes?? and I look over and what do I see but a floating. blue. puffball. like wtf?????

so like, naturally I waa and wouldnt you know the blue pompom thing waa's back at me so HELL YEAH??????? I give the little feller a pet and he just sits on my shoulder and like, hell yeah!

so I name him Wawa and continue on with my life. which you don't get to hear because kids 3-5 are all adopted in a span of like. 15 minutes.

so anyways other Wawa related anecdotes. The lore of what he is is that, among other flight and bomb capabilities, it actually can only really say/repeat the first words(or noises if you're like me) that it hears from someone who shows it kindness/it imprints on(because of aforementioned kindness). and like?? OW???? wtf you mean my autistic ass was the first one to be kind to him what the HELL

also like the speaking think isn't like, they have a human form they can speak in but when they puffball they don't say much.

ok there’s more to say i just got distracted AAUAGHH so like. fun wawa fact. he’s the first canonically autistic character in my special interest which like. of course it was one of my kids

ALLLSO when i died and we did a little thing of like, 20 yrs later and canonically we were not reincarnations of our past selves or like, at all related, but i still looked the same cuz my ass was NOT making a new skin. Anyways i fell out of a tree onto wawa and his ass was immediately like “you look like someone come with me” and brings me to HIS HOME???? that he shares with one of his brothers(i’ll talk about him next) and shows me the ****ing note i gave him right before ****ING DYING like GANG

i failed at teaching my kids stranger danger 😔