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oh ok then it's fine

no,,, why he scared,,,

I give him hugs, treats, and walkies if he behaves,,,

Ozzy/irl me: :DDDDD

*Patz 908 teehee*

Ozzy/irl me: now, do you want treats and then go for a walk?? or a hug and then walk???

*Casually pulls out dog treats and c h e e s e p u f f s * Ozzy/irl me: take your pick.

*Casually puts the dog treats away and takes out an entire container of cheese puffs--* Ozzy: all yours, man.

Ozzy: :DDD

*Casually watches while patting them. lol-*

Ozzy: if you suffocate on the cheese puffs I'm going to cry so please be careful my dude.

Ozzy: c:

Ozzy: okay, walkies time. I'll have to sneak you out bc like,,, ew, everyone here doesn't know how to be a good dad/mom figure.

Ozzy: being a good caretaker so then they're more cooperative with you guys. trust me, I'm an ✨e x p e r t✨ .

Ozzy: now, come on! walkie time. *Casually starts walking 908 to an outside area bc y e s *

*they are now o u t s i d e * Ozzy: okokok, so, like, which direction do you want to walk???

Ozzy: okay! do you want to lead the way, then?

*Nods and then waits for 908 to do- whatever the heck they want-*

Ozzy: do you like fish?

Ozzy: well, we can visit the fishies whenever you want.

Ozzy: ^^

*P a t z 908*

Ozzy: dang it. you have to go back. we can do this again a little later, okay buddy?

Ozzy: Would you feel safer if I was watching you-?

Ozzy: well you wouldn't be in trouble if I was watching you! I just want to know if it would make you feel safer.

Ozzy: okay!!! let's go back now.

*Ozzy just follows them and sits o u t s i d e of the cell* (dun, dun, dun)

*Casually eats some pocky bc kasdhuaisdfjausdf hungy*

*w a t c h e s h i m *

Ozzy: hemustreallylikefish

*Eating intensifies*

Ozzy: wtfhowishedoingthat

Ozzy: y e s , y e s h e i s .

Ozzy: very well. he was happy.

Ozzy: He's very well behaved.

Ozzy: you should really let him out of that cell more!

Ozzy: well you guys shouldn't treat him so poorly, then.

Ozzy: was it on purpose?

Ozzy: then he should be okay out of his cell more.

Ozzy: well why?

Ozzy: ah. I see.

Ozzy: please make sure they're harmless tests and harmless scps...

Ozzy: thank you.

(y e s )

*W a t c h e s *

Ozzy: if anything goes wrong I'm going to kill you >:[ *Casually talking to the scientist-*

Ozzy: good.

(y e s ) *Casually watches w o r r i e d - i s h *

Ozzy: it's okay!!! it wont hurt you!!! (999, 999, 999)

Ozzy: :D *nervous bc doesnt know how the hell this is going to work out* (not me listening to music that's telling me I'm the worst.)

Ozzy: it's kinda like a fish

Ozzy: I ' m t r y i n g t o r e a s s u r e h i m .

*casually stares at them like "omg so wholesome I love"*

Ozzy: s a m e , , ,

Ozzy: sad...

Ozzy: BYE BLOB MAN (me when sad)

Ozzy: 908 do you like the blob thingy?

Ozzy: I'll try to send them down here more often, then.