Its good :p

How did he become blind?

I can make the lights go out, I can make the wooden boards go rat-tat-tat! I can make the world seem slower.. Tickle your nose and after that, I can make your teeth fall out I can make you go blind as a bat I can make you feel dizzy Fall Asleep and I'll feed you to my cat.

welp he and Roger are now both disabled-

Ruh roh