Cheese grating someone’s skin I would say is rather bizarre

ur at a paintball tourne thing and your crush wants to have (giggle wiggle) with you. you spread ur legs and then a paintball enters ur bootah hole then u die

your close friend accidentally finds your murder room and you catch them before they try to leave and you're now forced to make them disappear. but even tho the situation is intense and they are absolutely terrified, you're still happy and smiling and politely (but forcefully) ask them to get in the room and you tie them up and keep them there. you take good care of them and they just stay there, watching you bring in and throw out new bodies every day. what a funny situation!! so silly!! definitely not based on true events!

Two serial killers go on a date, they go to one of their homes. They have a nice time and at the end, they strangle each other to death while making out at the same time