Death: That is not how you treat them. You know it gets annoying when time you try to do your job they always say they can't die yet and give you a speech of why they can't die yet.
Death: Rosie, Rosie, Rosie you odd creature, I'm telling you every living thing you have created says that to me when they are about to die. And it is the rarest thing if they don't. It's annoying.
Death: look flower girl, I mainly do this because I have literally nothing else that makes me remotely want to exist. So... Don't feel bad, I am a d*ck to everyone.