in 4th grade i had picture day and I wore a shirt it was green and brown and very ugly and im sad no one told me it was ugly cause I wish I looked gapped and they call us by last name and my last name starts with an s so I wintery close to last and my parents gave me McDonalds for breakfast cause they were too lazy to cook and my stomach started to hurt but then I was called to get my picture taken and I walked up to the thing with my hands on my ass but then when they took my teacher I had explosive dihareea as soon as they took my picture and it splashed on the camera and the cameraman was traumatized he died and I was rushed to the emergency room and diagnosed with the one and only bowel cancer