We’re both bird people

🤷‍♂️

i have to do something with this thing anyways

I almost killed a duck once

I didn’t mean to

peanutsauce remember it phil

It was kind of technoblade’s fault

Shut up about the peanutsauce duck

im not a duck

I’m not calling you a duck

i know

anyways im gonna brush my teeth real quick

That’s the best excuse to leave an akward conversation I’ve seen so far

Not even being sarcastic

Uh anyways

they said that

They said that Eating ducks is good I disagree However They were bringing that up in conversation with you in order to make me seem like a not very good person

i can read this conversation you mother****er phil

Oh god I’m in deep shit

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I would never eat a duck As a bird man that’s way too close to cannibalism

look at the ****ing images *****

I did Why

because tote krähe + Bing search = dead crow images

I didn’t look at the images

And I don’t plan on it

****

Well I did look at the images

Why

hm.

I think that you shouldn’t go around sending people links to pictures of dead crows

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