Peanut Queef: REBRANDED
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Drawing with a mouse is HARD!!!!
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You don't have to look at this
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rpOOFERZ23 
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31.03.2021
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rpOOFERZ23[OP]
31.03.2021 14:32
LinkSo, I did this exact same thing a couple days ago, but nobody looked at it. I doubt anybody will look at it this time either, but hey, it's worth a shot. If you are reading this, just know that this is the script for "Meet The Engineer", made by valve. Also know that, like the last two oc's I've made, I didn't draw them, I described them because I'm a lazy son of a gun... slinger (if you get that joke, good on you, if not, you don't play enough TF2, if you even paly it at all -_-) BUT, anyways, what I'm trying to say is, I'm basically just snatching a character from TF2 to use on here for roleplays. When I'm done with this, let me know what you think this little idea I have, but don't reply on this chain, it gets annoying having to delete comments, and just having that annoying little "comment deleted" thing smh. ANYWAYS, here we go
rpOOFERZ23[OP]
31.03.2021 14:39
Link[MEET THE ENGINEER]
-The generic little jingle at the start of every meet the team video plays, as well as an image (most likely a backdrop) with a yellow background that says "Meet The Engineer", all in big, bold, and white capital letters on a black bar (there's a small, completely white picture showing the right side of a level 1 sentry being fired above the black bar) with a barely visible grey version of the TF2 logo. Along with this is a red tool box with the number 24 on it, a wrench leaning against it (I wrote this one bit all by myself smh, the rest is the actual script -_-)-
rpOOFERZ23[OP]
31.03.2021 14:41
Link[The Engineer is sitting in front of a blue truck, strumming his guitar. The track "More Gun" plays.] Engineer: Hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems. [A shot rings out and a bullet hole appears next to the Engineer's head.] Engineer: Not problems like "What is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. [Another two bullet holes appear, on the other side of the Engineer's head.] Engineer: I solve practical problems! [The shot zooms out to show a level 2 sentry shooting offscreen while the Engineer takes a long drink from his beer.] Heavy: AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!! Engineer: For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearing' me a structurally superfluous new behind? [A level 1 sentry turns around and shoots a sniper who was trying to creep up on the Engineer from behind.] Engineer: The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.
rpOOFERZ23[OP]
31.03.2021 14:42
Link[Another level 3 sentry fired a salvo of rockets, blowing up someone offscreen.] Someone, probably the Scout: MY AAAA MMMM!!!!! [A blown-off hand lands at the Engineer's feet, resembling that of the Sniper judging from the glove,] Engineer: Like this, heavy-caliber tripod-mounted little-old-number designed by me, [Engineer kicks the hand off-screen as a level 1 sentry blows it apart] Engineer: Built by me, [A level 1 sentry shoots offscreen] Engineer: and you best hope; [The Engineer's expression darkens, and he grimaces as he stares right at the camera] Engineer: It ain't pointed at you. [The shot slowly zooms out, showing the massacre ensuing around the Engineer, while an electric guitar begins to replace the melody of "More Gun"]
rpOOFERZ23[OP]
31.03.2021 14:43
LinkAlright, that's it! As I said, I'd you're actually reading this, let me know what you think of my idea for using Engineer as an oc :)
I mean... I personally don't have a problem with this. I think it's a pretty good idea me :)