if its hot, the hat will block the sun out of their eyes, the long sleeves will keep them from getting too sunburned, their boots make it so they can walk through most of the irritatingly tall grass and stuff

if its cold and snowy, the hat will keep snow off their face, the long sleeeves will keep snow off their skin and they wont be as cold. the boots will keep snow out of their damn socks and they can more easily walk through the snow

if its wet and gross and muddy, the hat will keep the rain out of their eyes and off their face and keep their hair dry. the boots will make it so they can walk better through mud and puddles. the long sleeves keep them a little drier

yee haw

yesterday at Buc-ees i saw some guy in a Hawaiian shirt, had sunglasses, and a cross between a weird hat that some people wear on the beach and a cowboy hat. and he had weird sandals lmao

omg our states traded people

oof. my dad has really good boots that wont do that easily ;/