your to slow,thats what she said

Two Hungry Uncles Stinky to the Beat A Short Story by Jane Doe Dick Butt looked at the Sausage sausage in her hands and felt Horny. She walked over to the window and reflected on her Stinky Poops surroundings. She had always loved Bums strip club with its purple, poised poles. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel Horny. Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Bum face. Bum was a sympathetic vicar with feathery eyebrows and scrawny elbows. Dick gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a sympathetic, remarkable, brandy drinker with greasy eyebrows and slimy elbows. Her friends saw her as a villainous, valid vicar. Once, she had even helped a puzzled Babys cross the road. But not even a sympathetic person who had once helped a puzzled Babys cross the road, was prepared for what Bum had in store today. The drizzle rained like Bum badgers, making Dick Wtf. As Dick stepped outside and Bum came closer, she could see the tasty smile