he looks so done with his life

HMPH!! >:(

I WAS HUNGRYY Beelzebub(the other brother): Miku I have extra food here *gives me food*

Mammon(2nd bro there r 7 bros): OI WHAT GOIN ON HERE?!

Mammon: HA!? MIKU IS THIS TRUE?! Ye-yes Mammon...

Levi: Whats going on here I HAD TO PAUSE MY FVCKING GAME!? Belphie: Yea I was sleeping

Belphie: Oh alright Levi: WHAT!? Asmodeus comes in Asmo: Huhh~(saying that in his sexy voice) Whats going on here? Darling(Hatsume) can you please explain?~

(Oh hey ur alive) Asmo: Miku!! Did you forget what I told you? Never eat the unhealthy stuff!! Yes. (Annoyed face)

Tch. Satan comes in Satan: I heard everything, Miku why did you eat Hatsume's art? IT WAS GOOD ART STANLY(i just call him that LMAO)

I WAS HUNGRY OK?! Luke (an angel): Big sis?(ME) Why are you screaming?

Luke: I don't like the screaming..... OMG BABY IM SO SORRYY 🥺

Solomon(a sorcerer) burst in the door: HELLO EVERYONE WANT SOME OF MY SOUP?! (Btw his cooking is bs) Everyone: NO THANKS

(Girly girl where is you?)

Lord Diavolo(The future king of the devildom) Walks in O-OH HELLO LORD DIAVOLO(says it nervously with sweat)

Diavolo: Ah, I'm doing good Hatsume thanks for asking!(he says with a bright smile)

(bro the obey me song is playing rn) (its My Party-the song)

Barbatos(the butler) - Would any of you like some tea?(he said with a calm smile) (And his tea and cake"REAL CAKE NOT AS$" are amazing)

(omg girly is u ded again?)

(bye im gonna eat)

oh god u is ded

(Hii) But Hatsumeeeee🥺 his food is deliciouss🥺

Alright finee(Annoyed face) (spits out art) Barbatos: I-

Beel: Wow that art looks delicious

Belphie: No Beel...(stops Beel from eating your art

(btw this is Beel https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/obey-me/images/b/bf/Beelzebub.png/revision/latest?cb=20211225112303)

IKRR

Anygays (Thirteen https://i.pinimg.com/474x/64/4d/51/644d517618e944043e781568ab7d540a.jpg naruto ran in the House of Lamentation"our house where the bros and us live ") Thirteen: HEYYY QUEENSSS(Both of us)

Hey mami~(looking at Thirteen with lustful eyes"IDK WHYY I JUST <333 HER")

Thirteen: Hey!! Hatsume get back here!!(she said with happy voice)

Everyone:😃 I- Hey Kila 😊

Thirteen: Hey bestiee

Forgetting about me mommy?🥺(looks at Thirteen with sad kitty eyes)

Thirteen: OMG NOO

(Hey girly u bacc) Bros: (Silence)

Luke: Simeon? what does that mean? Simeon: (Saying his prayers)

(Alrighttt so u basically kicked the scvmbag Mammon great job!!) Levi: HA!!FINALLY!!GREAT JOB KILA!!

(They are all from a game called Obey Me! so search them up) Everyone:👏👏👏👏👏

(OH! AND PLEASE PLAY THE GAME!!) Lucifer: Finally...hes gone..(Plot twist Mammon is Luci's fav bro)

OMG PLEASE COME BACKKKKKKKKKK GIRLY GIRLSSS

Miku: Oh hey you came back. To bad you missed Kila dropkicking Mammon.

Mammon: OI! WHY ARE YALL ALWAYS BULLYIN ME!? Miku:Because you are an idiot.

Miku: OI!! >:( JUST BECAUSE I CLIMBED ON THE CHANDELIER AND SANGED THAT SONG DOESNT MEAN THAT IM AN IDIOT!! >:( Lucifer: Yare yare(Means sigh) (While facepalming)

Satan: ANTI-LUCIFER LEAGUE MEETING STARTING NOW Belphie: Oh well bye..(goes to meeting) Miku: HMPH!! (goes to meeting)

Satan: Oh! This is a Anti Lucifer league because we hate him!

Miku: I thought you said he was hot.

Oh god oh god i have to pee bai

Miku: OKAY YOUR IN!! bai

hi im back

Miku: ALRIGHTTTT(grabs Satan and Belphie) Satan: H-hey! Im the leader here!

Satan: (Turns into demon form)

Miku: Oh this is normal -_- Belphie: ^

Satan has anger issues btw

Satan:OI!

Mika and Belphie: Oh sh!t Hatsume your gonna die-

Satan:Heh.👿👿

Miku: Sorry but no thanks, HEY SATAN REMEMBER WHEN WE MADE A PACT????YOU CANT KILL ME!!

SHE BONK ME JUST BECAUSE I ATE HER ART >:(

YES WARR

Lmao YEA

ALRIGHT

yea RIP

shes alive

Ok!! ^^