Richard's sausage stuffed hot pockets The microwave beeps and in an act of inmense hubris, Richard sticks his dick in the hot pocket without waiting a second. The smell of burnt flesh is immediate. The pain, unbearable but for a moment, is quickly numbed by the speed at which the nerve endings are melted with cheese. "sausage... filling..." Richard sputters out, as he passes out from orgasmic pleasure and crumples down onto the floor.