my snake wants me ****ing dead. context: my cat sat on the netting of the snake tank,so it broke so we have to put books over it until we can get new netting. she has escaped 2 times so far, last night i was making a sandwich i was grabbing the bread and i thought she was bloody bread til i realized SHE SLITHERED HER WAY TO THE KITCHEN ON THE COUNTER, she hid under the meat cooker as i had a break down my mother helped me tho while it was 3 am, then another time like 3 days before she got out the first time my gramma had a panic attack so i had to grab her myself, moral of the story im steve irwin