BJ: i feel neutral about them but i know that angles are definitely real i mean look at turner hehe he's my angle

BJ: i'm a human who can turn into a demon because i died Turner: that's my husband <3

BJ: OF COURSE *grabs you gently*

BJ: teehee ur so cute such a tiny little gremlin

BJ: *he holds you in front of him* turner: what are you doing to the kid?

Turner: your most definitely younger than both of us

Turner: how old are you?

Turner: omfg i'm like 600 something

BJ: In the chamber of envy that i lived in i new a man who was 345,876

BJ: EUGH I HATED THAT CHAMBER ALL THE STUPID SELF DOUBT ONLY MADE YEARS SLOWER HELL SUCKS ASS

BJ: GOD AND SATAN WAS SUCH A FVCKING PRICK Turner: *holding in laughter*

BJ: please don't *He hugs you* turner: it's ok mika he gets like that sometimes it's like that one grandparent that randomly starts rambling about racist and homophobic stuff

BJ: *he stops hugging you so hard* Turner: WTF is it like a normal gremlin thing to squeak?

Turner: that's so...that's so weird BJ: we still haven't met your spouse

BJ: follows behind holding turner* Turner: BJ PLEASE SLOW DOWN

Turner: *he jumps down and brushes himself off* alright bj no spending our life savings please

Turner: oh hello! *he waves at kevin* BJ: *there was a look on his face, a bad look, you could tell he was about to start bombarding kevin with questions and compliments*

BJ: I'M YOUR WIFE'S UNCLE WHO ARE YOU? HOW ARE YOU? WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? YOU HAIR IS VERY PRETTY AND THE SHIRT SUITS YOU

BJ: THATS SUCH A PRETTY COLOR!! turner: *he walks up and grabs bj by the shoulders* im so sorry about him sir,,

BJ: BOTH BOTH BOTH TURNER CAN I HAVE SOME MONEY Turner: please stop yelling *hands him like 20 dollars*

BJ: *points at gummy bears* 20 dollars worth of gummy bears please Turner: *legit almost crying of laughter in the bg*

BJ: thank you *he eats the gummies bears out of one bag and then eats the bag itself*

BJ: I DUNNO OOH HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE ME A CANDY CLUB OUTFIT AND I WORK YOUR SHIFT

BJ: uhhm UH DO YOU THINK U ahem... turner do you think you could take care of the kid? turner: we don't have a kid BJ: the KID turner: oh! probably he's not that big yet

BJ: THATS MY BOYFRIEND ISN'T HE SO BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING???!! Turner: oh my god bj...

BJ: hey turner!! she said hi!!! Turner: hello ma'am what's your name?

Turner: yes ma'am BJ: SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND RIGHT IPAD *he hugs you*

BJ: SEE!? *he hugs tighter and picks you up a bit*

BJ: IS THIS A GOOD THING?? *wholesome gremlin face*

BJ: *drops you*,, ugh sorry didn't mean to suffocate you Turner: how'd y'all meet?

Turner:....oh,,,, why? BJ: because i was the coolest she could find

BJ: shh i was totally the coolest turner: *chuckles*

BJ: uhm uhh uh uhm turner: we were orphans together

Turner: we were friends for a while and then on like my 20th birthday he took me out on a date