And they’re gonna be in different comments so yay

I almost always wear mismatched socks

I cough randomly sometimes and I will sometimes write that into whatever I’m writing, So when I *cough* I’m not being sarcastic or anything, I’m just *cough*

All of my socks have holes in them and one time Calvin offered me some socks

I can cough on command

Han Sanatizer

I have 22 fake lightsabers

Animals are usually very friendly to me when they first meet me