One of your ocs going through a vegetable grinder

max t-poseing over sam

Sam: And what's your talent little buddy? Max: I can do a high pitch like Arianna Grande Sam: Lets here it 😅 Max: Ahehem.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

When your cousin is named Sam and your husky plush is named Max: Hi.

Neither of us knows how to use jumper cables. It’s easy, just book the red wire to the right nipple, and— Neither of us knows how to use them legally.

Sam and max running around saying were the freelance police and popping kids bollons

Do Sam-a insulting Max-a by "Not picking it up-a"!