Yo listen up, here's the story About a little guy that lives in a blue world And all day and all night And everything he sees is just blue Like him, inside and outside Blue his house with a blue little window And a blue Corvette And everything is blue for him And himself and everybody around 'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen (to listen, to listen, to listen) I'm blue, da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa I'm blue, da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da…

I'm so gay I'm ****in' gay I'm the dude wearin' nail polish yellin', "Heyyyy" I'm the dude at the party who'll grab your butt (That's me) And when you turn around and look at me, I'll be like "What?" Yeah! I'm gay (I'm gay) I'm hella gay I watch Zac Efron movies every Saturday And normal self-expression doesn't suit me, either That's why my degree is in musical theater I'm so gay, man