If in broad daylight, a Glitch can be unmistakable. The pink curls, up in a side pony, the freakish white skin, the green, bulging eyes, the tattered wings, a black heart where it's nose should be, and a yellow sleeveless shirt, very inappropriate for it's age, eight. But in no light it's a bit more tricky.

The Glitch is notorious for bad quality "art work", and is allergic to jokes. If you're unlucky and it just so happens to not understand your joke, DON'T PANIC. Simply reply with an r/whoosh and walk away slowly, making no sudden comments.

If you're caught by a Glitch in the dark, there isn't much hope for survival, we're sorry to say. But everyone is welcome to use this guide. If encountered face-to-face with one of these horrifying creatures, you can combat it with well written, "smart people" jokes. The Glitch will then get confused and storm off in anguish.

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