Dark pit:palutena!!!!

Dark pit:there was some weirdo that that said something that was going to far even for me

Dark pit:some kid with lime hair and a bandanna

Dark pit:he said aren’t you supposed to be at a funeral emo freak

Ridley:hey samus how are you doing

Ridley:what’s with the smoke

Ridley:what kind of project

Ridley:hmmmm yeah ok ima go check on Shane/sack of shit

Shane:hey pit where are you *holds hedge clippers and a pentagram*

Shane:can you do me a favor pit

Shane:I need you to close you’re eyes and count to whatever you dumb kids do

Shane:*holds hedge clippers* this will be fun Ridley:Shane what are you doing with those hedge clippers and are slowly chopping off pits wings

Shane:dad did you replace me Ridley:what are you talkin-*relise’s that the one trying to kill pit is a imposter* Fake Shane:everyone let’s just calm down

Fake Shane:guy did you place em Ridley:what Fake Shane:the nuclear inkbombs should go off any minute now Ridley:you planted a bomb Fake Shane:you mean we planted a bomb Rob:did someone say something about a bomb going of

Ridley:samus get everyone out of here Fake Shane:team let’s roll Other inklings:sir yes sir Rob:I know how to defuse a bomb

Rob:*cuts wires* alright it has been defused

Banjo:hey they left a note on the bomb Rob:well let’s see what it says The note:dear Shane we have you’re girlfriend hostage if you found away to defuse this bomb come to inktropolis and see what we’ve done -Bradly leader of skull hunters

Harold:what is going on Meta knight:Harold back in the halberd guys this means only one thing this is a sign of Miley Banjo:who Meta knight:Miley she is a phychopath inkling who has been a enemy of us sense Ridley adopted Shane

K.Rool:we use joker as bait and morgana is bait as well Robean:good idea but I would be more fun to kill them

Robean:I hear Ashley still wants to kill joker Rob:everyone Focus on the thing about the fake shane