*sneaks up behind ya* heya. what's up, kiddo?

eh. the name's Eligos. *puts my hand out for you to shake* *doesn't seem malevolent or anything, just bored and lookin fo a friend*

Huh. Nice name. Anyway, whaddya wanna do?

...whenever i hear someone say "do something" and it isn't specified what that something is, something bad always follows... anyway, do you wanna go get something to eat?

(are you typing shore on purpose or are you not aware that "shore" is the name for the area upon which a body of water hits the beach)

(oooh weee, well it sure is working)

hey. don't do anything to yourself, alright? *looks down at dark, kinda worried-looking*

look...i've had a lot of friends say they were gonna "Do something" that never came back...whenever i hear somebody say they're gonna "do something", i get a horrible feeling in my gut... so just...don't do it, alright? *tears are almost forming in his eyes* (a bit of b a c k s t o r y)

...*shoves the rope in my backpack, walking in with her and leading her to a booth*

*wanna do a timeskip? xd*

alrighty...hey, do you want me to come with you..?

...*just follows ya*

i'm fine...you have a nice place though...

*sits next to you, wrapping an arm around ya*

...what? *just looks at her, smiling a bit*

...*a bulge starts to form in my pants* =//////=

...*the bulge gets a bit bigger, face turning almost pitch black*

m-mhm...i'm fine.

alright. *at this point the ****ing bulge is noticeable*

m'kay. *just sits there, staring at the tv*

(ohmygod are you doing that thing to annoy me again)

got it. *the bulge is twitching in his pants, almost as if it hurts*

(hhhhhhhhhhh you spelled White wrong and you spelled Grammar wrong)

(and yes)

(almost noon for me) ...*just sits there for a few minutes before walking into her room* hey, can you uh..."help" me with something..? *zipper has started to come undone due to the bulge*

(ｔｈｅｒｅ　ｗａｓ　ａｎ　ｏｂｖｉｏｕｓ　ｈｉｎｔ　ｔｈｅｒｅ)

(ｗｅｌｌ　ｆｕｃｋ) (also if you wanna have the same text as me just look up "Vaporwave Text Generator lingojam" xD)

...is something wrong..?

well...*the bulge twitches, pants becoming more unzipped* i was hoping you'd help me with this..? *nods toward the bulge*

well, just let me do the work, alright~? *grins, lifting the tanktop off of you as my pants become fully unzipped, unbuttoning them and swiftly taking off my boxers n pants after taking the tanktop off*

hm...this is your first time, isn't it~?

...oh wow...well, you'll see...i'll tell ya what it's called after, alright~? *presses the tip against her pussy before slamming it in*

*chuckles before leaning down and gently biting down on one of her nips, sucking on it as I thrust in and out, using one of my hands to play with her other tit, squeezing and rubbing it*

*pulls away from it* ya like that, huh? well, what about this~? *bites down on her neck and starts to suck on it, nibbling it in the process*

(sensitive*) *gets more toward the back of the neck, starting to thrust a bit faster*

*chuckles, pulling away and proceeding to kiss her*

*licks up a bit of the blood, looking down at her* heh... *kisses her again*

*bucks my hips, penetrating her cervix* (happens in a lot of hentai i've seen xd)

*bites down on her neck again, continuing to gently nibble on it*

*starts to get a bit aggressive, slamming inward each time* (oh, also, would you like me to initiate tendrils/tentacles? >w>")

(well i always ask first x3)

*a couple of tendrils pop out from my back, one slamming into your ass as another one prods at your mouth* hey, open wide~

aww, come on~ please~? *another tendril slams into your ass, and one slams into your pussy, swirling around and pressing against your walls*

(urge***) hm...*bites down near the back of her neck, trying to get her to moan*

*the tendril slips into your mouth when you moan* heh...knew that'd work...*sucks on the same spot* (also, the tendrils have the same texture design as his dick xP)

*you draw a bit of blood, which causes him to yell out in pain, but also pleasure, the tendril in your mouth thrusting in and out, partially going down your throat, each of the tendrils starting to throb a bit*

*he cums not long after her, the tendrils retracting when they cum*

*huff*..t-thanks for helpin' me out...*huff*..i-i-i owe ya one...

(i want this as my ringtone when i get a phone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPTNcgh2kYc)

...*starting to regret my decision* i-i-i'm sorry...i'm a ****ing idiot for that... i'll make it up to you...whatever you want...a-alright..?

...*sighs, muttering* eli, you ****ing dumbass... *just walks out of the room, teleporting my clothes back on and starting to have somewhat of a mental breakdown* *skip to morning, eli is just sitting in the corner of the living room, hugging his knees, looking like a complete mess of regret*

...*turns around and hugs her, he seems really sorry, like, to the point where he just doesn't seem like when you first met him*

*nods, immediately getting up and walking into the kitchen and making f r o s t i n g*

*the frosting is a nice bloo color, almost like da fortnite shield potion* (you know who Megatron is, right?)

(I'M MEGATRASH, LEADER OF THE DEGENERA-CONS!)

(its y o u r t u r n)

*nods, just continuing to be silent* *it's clear that he didn't sleep last night*

...*when he finally speaks, his voice sounds crackly* i-i still have to make it up to you...