YOU SAID TOMTORD-

uncle sally is interested

please be to rd

I need to restart my laptop brb

*stares*

OSHT

but I wanna see the tom on tord action

oh yes

OH OK THEN UWO

lets pretend matt is dead

Helena:*she has curled up beside edd*

Tord: //insert hentai loving commie here//

Helena:*she yawned almost falling asleep*

Tom: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Tord: UGH, FINEE //goes to the kitchen, gets out some cola and gives it to edd//

Tom: -looks at edd Helena, and tord- wtf

(aww sorry gtg)

(NUUUUUUUUUUU)

Tom: mind: osht

((shit I gtg srry

(**** I wanted sin)

Tom: me and tord are together...

Tom: -looks over at tord- uhh.. sooo watcha wanna d-d-do??

Tom: -runs over to tord grabbing him- -drags him- sooo watcha wanna do ;)

Tom: hmmmmmmmmmmmm -takes of clothes- -does the same to tord- -slams door- EDD DONT COME IN DIS ROOM PLEASE!

Tom: DONT EVEN TAKE A PEEK!!!!! -lays on top of tord- you ready?

Tom: -blushing way to much- ok... here we go... -does it- mind: if there is moaning edd n' matt will know what is happening

Tom: we have the whole place to ourself

Tom: ok where do you wanna go and have FUN

( don't give up please it to much FUN xd ) Tom: ok sooo, edds room? ;)

Tom: it'll be our room after sooo...

Tom: -licks his dick after we get in room- (help we need help)

(omg that'll just beeeee uhhh idk) Tom: wanna do the same to me... you can just do whatever you want idc

Tom: -wraps arms around tord- I love you

Tom: -blushes- do it to me... imma call edd and matt imma see what they doin'

(I rp like this all the time with my ship) (ive been doing it, I did it a few days back)(but srsly, we need help)

Tom: -calls edd- he hears moaning from me-

Tom: -still on phone- hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

Tom: edd.. hnnnnnggg I'm having.... hnggg... to much fun...

Tom: oo I'm.. hnnng totaly at the water park... I'm soo... hnnnnnnnnnng.. wet

( its such a nice pun heehehehe ) brb

Tom: this is a water park to me... IMMA CUM

Tom: I hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng wonder what matt is hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng thinking

Tom: tord, want me to do it to youuuuu...

Tom: -goes on top of tom- -dick in ass- hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm -calls matt- we are gonna go to the water park come with usssssss

* tord

Tom: ya waterpark! (reeeeeeeeeeeeeee I wonder what that's like)

Tom: MATT JUST COME ANY WAY IT'LL BE FUN

Tom: matt, go in the house, go in Edds room btw (don't tell him we are in his room matt

Tom: -hugs tord- -cums- hehehe -licks his dick-

Tom: MATT, THERE ARE BUTTONS!

Tom: ahem, so what if its in your room!? its a waterpark!

Tom: -starts to make out will tord-

Tom: -turns head- ARE YOU CRAZY YES THIS IS! matt, don't look down it'll be hell 4 u

Tom: I think were down for now... lets make out first.

Tom: -makes out- AFTER MAKING OUT I need my clothes on... I cant walk... y legs hurt I had fun tord -blushes- -puts clothes back on- hey edd and matt were done

Tom: we'll never buy cola again if you do that

Tom: -laughs- Matt, you look like baby XD just after me and tord had sex? HA! you'll feel how it feels

Tom: its your fault you left the house and let us take control

* like a baby

Tom: edd, btw your sheets are GREAT -grabs tords head- -make=s out with him- -turns head- look away! -turns head back- -makes out-

Tom: you think we aren't gonna do It again? HA you wasted ur time doing that ya know

Tom: -followes matt- so, why do you always look at youself, you think you'll get a gf if you do that and not look at her maybe just make a cardboard cut out of yourself..

dad im bored ;_

Tom: don't say that about him.... -grabs tord- its ok

(I read shit wrong ok )

RESTArT Tom: SHUT THE **** UP

Tom: -grabs tord- -lays him on bed- so what movie you wanna watch -touched tords pp-

Tom: -kisses tords cheek-

Tom: were gonna go in edds room again! his bed is better

Tom: -putts on a movie- HEY EDD YOU DONT NEED TO MOV OUT! HAVE MY ROOM

* move

`Tom: tord, uhhh so wanna do anything again- -blushes-

Tom: uhhh ok... -slams the door- EDD AND MATT, DONT COME IN AGAIN! -pulls down tord pants and underwear... -succs-

// HOLY SHI T LMFAO

op

Wait I thought you hated tomtord with your life

Dude,every Eddsworld ship is the dark side,and don’t say “TOMTORD IS ABUSIVE” because honestly tomedd isn’t anymore likey to happen, so yeah, and don’t forget in one eddisode Edd pushes tom into a deadly trap, why? Because he thought it would be funny,and we can’t forget the infamous scene where Tord punches Matt straight in the face,so yeah,your ship isn’t any better than mine.

but I’m not saying Tomtord is better,because honestly speaking,it’s all not good,so technically all are bad