The one who picked up Hydrogenbombnia! He was very surprise that the cutie patootie little cat he found in the alleyway was actually some alien child! He does his best to take care of her anyway, but finds trying to attend to her whims tiring. But, she has her moments, like finding joy in the most mundane things, like the nickname kevin jokingly gave her, "brian". He lives on his own with two other cats, one being his roommates. He has a slight crush on his best friend, but has already given up on it, thinking he is out of his league