Last night I got paint all over my favourite shirt cause the other day I was at my girlfriend’s house and her brother came home and he is tiny and a scary child so I hid under the desk but I’m too tall to squish myself under the desk so it was hard getting under the desk and she had this ****ing cardboard Minecraft bee she made and I accidentally crushed it trying to get under the desk and so I was like “damn I’m sorry” so I was trying to make her a new one and I had the door slight;y open and I was sitting on the floor close to the door and my dumb cat came up and tapped my foot so I opened the door more to see him but he ran off and then kinda moved the door and then I fell over into the ****ing paint and that’s the saddest thing that has ever happened

and then long story short that led to another thing wich led to another thing that eventually led to me accidentally almost starting a fire yes, being too tall to fit under a desk cause your girlfriend’s mean, child brother is here and you accidentally crush cardboard bee leads to almost starting a fire, days later

If I was shorter and Kyle wasn’t so mean this wouldn’t have happened and I am very much worried that my dad will find out that there’s a part of the carpet that has been burnt

So in conclusion do not be tall and do not hang out with mean brother