Can I be Deltarune characters? oof

King: *In the tent* Lancer: *Making smores*

Lancer: .! *Attempts to help her up* You ok..? *Sees spider* SCREEEEEEEEE! *Hides Behind her*

King: * walks out of tent* What’s all this noise about? *Sees spider* ...seriously.. Kids, its just a spide- Lancer: Dad! Look! King: *The spider is gone* ......... SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE’

((this is me when a spider gets away from me))

((maybe owo))

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(Aro n Ace :D) Both: (exist :>)

King and Lancer: *Whine*

Aro: what happened beans? Ace: (head tilt)

Lancer: *Shaking* Sp..sp... King: Spider... ;^;

Aro: SH*T WHERE?!

King: ......wait....... That spider........ Jeff........ *Look of sadness* Lancer: *Confused and cute head tilt*

Aro: o Ace: wait who's Jeff..?

King: Huh? N-no one...

Ace: (innocent head tilt x100) owo? Aro: i'm kinda curious now -w-

King: *Face palm* I can’t say anything without being either ridiculed or being constantly asked about it...

Aro: oof

Lancer: -w-

King: You wanna know who Jeff is? He’s no one of your concern, that’s who.

Aro: boo.. Ace:...is he Lancer's dead brother..? Aro: Ace wtf-

King: what? No! Lancer: owo?

((You do realize the king is most likely as tall as the inside of a house? XD)

Aro: does lancer even have a brother..? (flashback to some scene in deltarune where he's like "i'll be dad's favorite son" or whatever he said)... Ace:.......(s t a r e s at King) <v< hmmmmmmm???

((So you can imagine he’s PRETTY heavy :p))

King:. nO Lancer doesn’t have a brother -._-.

Aro: notyet Ace: pf-

King: ....yourealizei’mgay- *HUGE ASS COUGH*

Lancer: .w.”?

Aro: i know, but that didn't stop Paperjam from existing.. wait, do you even know about other universes?

King: *Insert ROn wut*

Aro: okay so Paperjam's parents are two gay skeletons and they made a baby Ace: $20 RK manages to be the one who carries it Aro: yep Ace: no seriously Aro: i don't have money...

King: *More rOn wut* Lancer: I know Sans! He gave me a hamburger from “Grillby’s” OwO

King: *Silently dying*

Aro: mk Ace: hehe- (silently not being a bean XD) Aro: (also not a bean) :> (they share an "i shipp" face)

Lancer: (Loudly Being a bean) What’s Lesser Dad going to carry? owo? King: ..he’s not going to carry Anything.

Aro: wut? not you Ace: we ship RKing Aro: classic Sans will probably be left in the dirt while the other aus are being shipped :>

Me: *Bursts in* The fangirling....

Aro: pff- Ace: (just loudly starts laughing at his innocence) ((when "top 10 underlust memes" comes on autoplay)) ((..i don't wanna click to close it because i might see something awful q-q))

((i can deal with it for now))

((oh nO)) Lancer: ówò”? What’s so funny?

((i just found out... most of them are either edgy/depressing or funny, so it's good :D)) Aro: oh o k Ace: (head tilt) wut'd he say?

Aro: and uh, Lancer you'll get it someday, probably next time either of us are around you without the king uwu Ace: o boi

King: no. Lancer: oh... ok! But still..... What’s Lesser Dad going to carryyyy? ówò *Getting a bit impatient*

Aro: (crouches by him) well idk if he will, buut a b a b y uwu those jokes r funny (stands back up, 69% sure he's not gonna get it at all)

((by Lancer i meant idk XD))

King: *audible Facepalm* Lancer: *GASPU* Really?!?

((XD))

Aro: (laughing) probably not! Ace: anything can happen with the power of fanfiction

((the meme turns into something actually kind of... lust.. crap)) ((. . . o h b o y))

Lancer: awwww..... But I want a Lesser Sibling! *Taking this quite seriously* King: *Dying mentally*

((oh n o))

((it's ok)) ((*it switches*)) ((...*unholy demon screeches*))

((EeEEEEEEE$)

Ace: (uncontrollable laughter) Aro: (head pats the smol) maybe some day uwu

Lancer: ok >:3 *Insert High Hopes* King: n e v e r I t w i l l n e v e r h a p p e n

((*starts downing dusty fruit snacks*))

Aro: hehe- okkk

King: hhhhh Lancer: *Crossing fingers*

Aro: (joins his shipping prayers) Ace: (saaame) owo

King; hhhhhhhhhhh Me: *Remembers one of your comments* *Remembers 3 of my anims* It’s gonna happen. King: nO iT isNt- Me: shows him the anims* King: ......oh

Aro: i mean considering (pulls up the comments which are literally just filled with the word "smash") this exists Ace: (managing not to die laughing)

Me: HAH *Covers Lancer’s eyes* http://flipanim.com/anim=88DnuUzp

((afk))

Ace: (aliven't) Aro: (managing to barely stay alive)

((k now bye XD))

*King.EXE has stopped responding* *User CarrotOwO broke the game*

((XD))

Me: *HiSss*

Aro: *server admin decided not to ban the user* Reasoning: it was too majestic

TIME TO KILL TORDO