DUDE CONGRATS! IM HAPPY FKR YOU!

I WANT TO BAKE YOU A WHOLE ASS CAKE FULLY DECOARTED AND LIKE. A WHIPPED CREAM PIE TO HIT YOUR STEP MOMS FACE WITH BEFORE SERVING THE GOOD CAKE AND REFUSE TO LET HER HAVE SOME

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I WOULD GLADLY JOIN YOU DUCT TAPE HER MOUTH >:)

OH OH ALSO WHEN I BRING THE WHIPPED CREAM PIE IM GONNA MAKE IT SHAVING CREAM SO SHE CANT EVEN EAT THAT

WAHAHAHAA REPLACE HER PERFUME WITH GASOLINE OR SOMETHING HMMM TURN HER SHAMPOO OR CONDITIONER TO GLUE OR HMM SOMETHING GROSS >:) IM FULL OF IDEAS TO GET BACK AT THAT ***** ASS HOE

BWBABRHJEJWJSJWJSJ IF YOU DO THAT YOU ARE A ****ING G O D

THIS IS GONNA BE SO ****ING AMAZING

YO IF UR GONNA DO IT DO IT BIIGGG LEAVE SOME UGLY ASS WIG AS WELL WHAHRKKEJSJ DO THE PERFUME THING MAYBE HMMM TRAP ALL DOORS YOU CAN WITH WATER BUCKETS? TRASH A SINGULAR ROOM SHE LIKES ILL THINK OF MORE LATER THESE AREE JUST IDEAS

Find a way to like Make stains on her walls that will NOT come out Screw with the wifi Put in some milk with those eggs, rotten milk smells horrid One of the most annoying things to me is random sticky stains s Put random sticky stains on any flat, able to be cold surface like use lemonade Replace a milk jug with water Unscrew things in the fridge a little bit so it goes rotten quicker

everything lol

oh nvm