Pee
by:
saltywe1rd0 
346
346
19.12.2021
4 comments
saltywe1rd0[OP]
19.12.2021 07:22
Linktheowback to that time that I was staying at my rich grandmas house and she has a long driveway and she let me drive the car and I forgot how the brakes worked and ended up crashing into a tree at a nearby Christmas tree farm and I didn’t even know those existed before then
saltywe1rd0[OP]
19.12.2021 07:26
LinkI have so many stories of that grandma buying me shit cause it’d be interesting for me and would help me learn apperantly and it just going awfully wrong
why has so much shit happened in ur life i have nothing interesting to talk about at parties
one time I was taking an mit coding class when I was 11 and it was like this fake gambling night with fake money and it was supposed to teach us to not gamble but I didn’t lose a single bet I had like the best luck ever if I learned anything from that it was that I should gamble