In an order of most to least

Hoodie(Brian) 10/10 ****ing sexy, will provide me with drugs banned in all states except florida, would be the best boyfriend ***** ever Also has a great name Masky(Tim) 8/10 also seggsy, dunno about the sideburns but whatever. Also he would probably be a great baking buddy and also a great reason to date him??? His name. Just look at that name. TIM. X-Virus(Cody) 7/10 dont know how I could put up with his energy a lot but I bet I could. Also adorable as **** and!!! His name is Cody??? Hell yeah! Toby(look at his ****ing name idiots uwu) 5/10 i mean okay i guess, i dunno why I'd simp he just. Is. He has one of the most white boy names I've ever heard but hed still be cool to date. Dont know how I would put up with the bpd but I can relate to the twitching. Would be awesome

Nope If anything hed be a brother figure

How the **** would you make out? He has no damn mouth and dont get me STARTED on how weird it would be to **** a tall probably 10 foot tall faceless white guy

NOOOOOOOOO

Nah but how would he kiss you

Ewwww

That's actually gross