took a movie a little too literal

same reason his eye on messed up

he was in a movie and thought it was real

we was born in Igaliku, Greenland, and became the largest person on earth (9 foot 7) because he had 6 growth spurts. He joined a movie crew, and didn’t notice one of the movies was a movie. The movie was him trapped on a deserted island. His eye got hit while hunting, because he held the bow he had backwards. He ate his arm, because he didn’t want to starve.

*tallest not largest