oh god dont u dare ****ing remind me of my 7 year old self watching “I’M AT THE SOUP STORE” sfm animations

HELPP

cn i be glamrock chica …

or roxy

sure but i dibs gregory and william because william is my favourite character but i somehow became gegory

dilf

i cloned msyelf

omg???????

GLAMROCK FLOWER LET’S GOOOOOOOOO

yooo i should draw that when i get a basic grasp on how to draw 3d shapes

okay so in fnafa i am william afton but i cloned myself during digital phrase and ended up becoming a kid and now i try to ****ing kill my child self because it's a child even though it's my clone

edwardory/edward afton

cn someone gimme a tl;dr of the fnaf lore

yes and hold on flower lemme do a tl;dr

kids get murdered, possess robots, mistake michael for william, william basically dies in springbonnie due to springlock failure while trying to get away from ghost kiddies, ghost kiddies are free except some, william revives but gets burned, fnaf 4 is basically crying child in coma/nightmare and get bitten and dies, sister location happens where michael dies has his body used to escape sister location michael vomits ennard and lives, fnaf 6 is where william lives again but with some other ghost kiddies btu all gets burned and crushed by henry, ucn is william's hell by cassidy/golden freddy but he escaped, became digital, brainwashed some idiots, security breach is just some gregory kid destorying shit, vanny murdering, william reviving again only to ****ing get burned and strangled. boom

im saving that bc my brain cannot digest it rn ty / gen like i did read it but it’s IT’S 5 HOLY SHIT

there's some more shit but it's tldr and that's basically just my summary of the games really and it's lore.

oh yeah i forgot it's like morning

**** i'm fatherless in fnafa

my clone i mean

dilf chris dies ( real ) ( not clickbait )

wait but im edward’s mum …

ohhh so ur my kid them

WAIT THEN HOW D WJA

you are my clone's dad not me i'm immortal but dead at the same time who's probably gonna get crippled in the next game like irl