Aaaaaa
by:
TheUnknown17 
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1546
25.09.2019
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TheUnknown17[OP]
25.09.2019 18:21
LinkA new demon grill
She's blind but she don't mess around >;0
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Alex - My name's Alex, pleasure meeting you. And what about your name?
Aranix: I am Aranix, Spawn of Asmodeus. It's a pleasure to meet you, Alex.~
Aranix: Well, in a nutshell; I am here to:
-Mess around with some humans.
-Drink all the alcohol I want.
-Annoy priests.
-And stop Gabriel from taking over this world.
But mostly, I just get drunk 24/7.
Alex - The first three sound really fun, I'd totally do those. But if you don't mind me asking, who's Gabriel?
Aranix: Gabriel is, or at least was, an Archangel. He was banished here, to earth, along with his Angelic followers, after he TRIED to genocide Demons and Fallen Angels.
Aranix: NOPE! I was there! He ripped off my wings, cut off one of my dad's heads, and cut out my friend Azriel's eyes. It was painful, epic, and mostly horrifying.
Alex - It sounds horrifying.. But have you gotten better after all of that?
Aranix: Asmodeus branded Demon Wine, If you've never had it before, you'll love it. Demons usually take ten shots to get drunk, Angels take seven, and humans take one. It's some GREAT stuff!
Alex - I can honestly say that I've tried better wine- But it's not bad.
Aranix: Yeah, for Demons it's really no big deal. I tried giving some of this to my friend Nico, right? He takes one shot, gets HAMMERED for three days straight, and do you wanna know where he ended up?
Aranix: We were in New York, he was so drunk, *laughs* he somehow ended up in ROME, inside Notre Dame, completely naked, and covered in graffiti! *laughs maniacally* And- And he couldn't even remember what the **** happened! It was awesome!
Alex - "She'd start laughing" Oh my! That just sounds too good to be true.
Aranix: It gets BETTER! After he woke up, he came back to our apartment, and when I saw him, I said, "Hi, dumbass! Want another shot?!" and he-*laughs* he frickin shot me in the face! *laughs*
Aranix: Yes! *laughs* It hurt like literal Hell, but it wa SO worth it! *chuckles* The look on his face was priceless, I have never seen him so PISSED!!
Alex - Oh I can just imagine it! I can proudly say that I've never even seen someone pissed.
Aranix: Believe me, once you've seen an Asian-looking Grim Reaper with wings on his ears get as mad as that, you have seen almost anything.
Nico: *teleports behind him* Should I tell her about the time you almost banged an Angel?
accidentally goes gay for her lol-
jkjkjk,
but she's new bae- (probably after demetria-???)
l m a o
And I wouldn't say so, all of my ocs are crap- (Demetria is better-)
(ack-)
no they aren't! i love m o s t of them ;(
(ok- most of them, and i won't explain why 👀)
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