Goin to back to our roots, StickBros rp? I’ve wanted to do one where everyone is alive and they just freak the **** out cuz Vincent and Asher try to go home but they are now in the StickBros universe so their house is theirs

No, I call Mike, Elliot, Felix, and whoever else you want me to.

Also there are two other characters that I haven’t announced, and they’re both really gay for each other so B) There’s Sam, she’s Ashers’ coworker at the coffee shop And Martha, who is a game designer that goes to the coffee shop every day uwu

and I’m also them so h a . They only kinda show up when Asher tries to call Sam so-

Okay, I’m Benny boi

Asher: *holds door open* Ladies first. Vincent: You’re lucky I love you, you giant. Asher: love you too, dwarf.

Asher: Oh god. *he does the thing where his eyes go black and his pupils are magenta and he makes claws with the black stuff* Vincent: How many times are these wannabe criminals gonna break into our house? *pulls out ray gun*

Elliot: *looking extremely afraid and almost drops dinner* Mike: Hey, don’t drop that I helped this ti- HOLY BALLS *gets infront of elliot* TAKE ME NOT THE SMALL ONE- Elliot: a-awe that’s sweet :) Mike: yeah, you’re welcome. You still owe me 20 bucks. Vincent and Asher exchange confused glances

Vincent shoots Replays tentacles, the laser burns through them as Replay curses at the pain Vincent: havent had to use this since we were still fighting Remus. Asher: *extends the claw and literally crushed the bomb and knife* Yeah, this is pretty weird. Mike: how are they so calm

Vincent shoots the knives but one stabs his arm. Vincent: ****! Ashers eyes dart from Vincent to Ian as he goes into protective bf mode™ and he grabs Ian by the neck and brings him over as black rises up to his cheeks. Asher: DONT ****ING TOUCH HIM. Vincent: Ash, it’s f-fine. Lets just beat their asses so they get out of our house. Asher: fine, but only because you told me to. He puts Ian back and the black goes down.

(They are powerful to the StickBros, yes, but that’s only cuz their world is full of very powerful creatures and the StickBros are just guys in their teens to 20s who like stabbing stuff)

Asher pulls out his phone to show a picture of him, Vincent, and Sam from a couple years back infront if that house with Asher dangling the keys over Vincent’s head. Asher: See? This is our house. Elliot: W-Wait! I think I know what’s happening.. R-recently I have been s-studying the anomalies of our f-family and came across a book on a-alternative dimensions. A-As strange as it is w-when you think of Felix a-and I’s relations, those two m-men look a lot like us. T-They may be a-alternative versions of ourselves. Mike: wait so- If those two are, from what I can tell dating, and you and Felix are- *gags* ew.

Felix: DID SOMEONE SAY FE- Who the hell are yall

Vincent: We arent related at all th- wait what do you mean alternate dimensions. Asher: okay I look nothing like that Felix guy. Look at him.

Elliot starts talking to Vincent, Mike walls into the argument of wether because Elliot and Felix are brothers if Vincent and Asher dating is incest

*walks

Asher: I mean, I had like a weird Venom type situation happen and he’s an orphaned inventor/ scientist while I work at a coffee shop so my wired evens out

Asher: We battled Vincent’s ex who we thought was dead to the death, I almost died from sacrificing myself, his name is Remus, he was redeemed and lives with us now, and now we fight crime for fun like deadpool

Asher: damn. that’s ****ed. (oof. ttyl, gn)