I wanna be someones child
by:
dumblighter 
115
115
16.03.2022
24 comments
dumblighter[OP]
16.03.2022 05:11
Linki MAY have gotten jealous of somebody, but now i wanna be someone's kid so..
HERE I AM
CMON KIDDO LETS GO * PICKS YOU UP AND THROWS YOU IN THE NONEXISTANT TRUNK OF MY FERRARI * WERE GOING TO MCDONALDS
but last time i ate McDonalds my eye frew like 3 sizes...
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I want me some broken ice cream machine ice cream
OKOKOK WELL GET YOU SOME ICECREAM KIDDO, EXTRA BROKEN LIKE THE EMO KIDS ON GACHA ONLINE
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OKOK YAYAYAYAYA
* HE SPED AAT 420 MILES PER HOUR ON HIGHWAY 69 *
* COP PULLS US OVER *
C; DO YOU KNOW HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING?
FA; IK I WAS GOING FASTER THAN YOUR DAD GOING TO GET MILK
C; CRIES AND LEAVES
* WE CONTINUE TO GO FAST YAYAYAYAYAYA *
your mother hasnt payed for child support yet so... im kidna- taking you for ranso- icecream
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*gabs glock* *tailgates behind the ferari*
*Shoots trunk open* *uses spiderman powers and grabs him* *uses telekinesis to open door* *CHUCKS HIM IN* *seatbelts him and closes door* Now what do you want from mcdonalds?
ok. CAN I GET AN EVERY SINGLE NUMBER *69 PLEASE! I ALSO WANT IT IN A BIG ASS BOX.
Ok ir that will be $96969696969.69 at the first window please.
Thank You
*pays* Hreers your big ass box.
