I got a lot 😈

Alright you ready?

Can I also roast you too?

This shit is going to be so offensive

Shut yo *****ass uglyass up you stupid ass retarded autistic mole rat ***** looking ass

Yo *****ass needs to shut yo *****ass up *****. Shit instead of you caming out of your mom's ass, your daddy ****ed a labatory machine that made you a disable retarded ass chicken nugget *****

I bet every night you sleep, your autistic ass curiosity cousin comes right up to you and instead of them but****ing you, the finger you instead all the way up in the ass

Bro you literally became trans just because you wanted that vagina transplant on the McDonald's playground window for under 1 dollar bro 💀

Man you broke ass **** that instead of drawing with a pencil, you smeared your own shit on the paper just for kindergarten down syndrome kids to smell it for straight 5 minutes for a penny

Whenever you see little kindergarten kids outside you always ask them "Hehheh hey kids you wanna roleplay?" And then all of a sudden You started to piss on the ****ing kids by roleplaying as a firefighter

Bro you literally identify as the ****ing omniverse

Bro you were was so poor ass **** that you decided to get a free tits transplant by a subway worker filling up with your titties with the ****ing subway mayonnaise as the size of a fu cking walmart section

Bro I bet your dick size is the size of a Wendy's shaped curly fries

Bro your breathe stink ass **** that you literally have to shit out of your mouth just because you kept getting ANALyzing by some horny ass black men just so you had to get rid of it

Bro your girl told me that when you pull down your pants she got ****ing flash bang by how small is your ***** is

Bro your dick is flatter then a burger king Whopper combo when one of the coworkers doing a little Mac final smash by going Up,up,down,left,right,B,B,dickslap,A,A

Hold up I got another Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dumb And you are too

****ing bullshit Your art is too good its illegal

fat

Tf

im so haha

Even rumpelstiltskin was scared to give you a contract wondering if they win or lose something. He had to call in nicacado avocado in cus you're so fat he thought he could defeat you, your face is built like a ceiling fan that tripped an old grandpa who yelled "help!! My ankles have been snatched by the sea creature" acting like you ain't from this world, like even the aliens didn't want yo dog ass they said "peee-yoooooooo" and dipped then dropped off the cows because they know you contaminated them which killed em. The rotten eggs smell were named after you and the McDonald's nuggets taste like plastic to avoid something that turns out like you. The dark chocolate is bitter because it carries all the darkness away from you scared that when you get angry you'll go "FEE FI FO FUM, IM VERY STINKY AND SO IS MY BUM".

They call you the ak 47 the way you laughing making the whole world shake, matter of fact, even the black hole can't stand your loud ass snorting it had to dump a planet on your big fat ass but it failed cus yo momma said that she could beat it saying "this is only 0.2 % of all my fat consuming this gigantic planet". The neighbors next door are too scared to ask you why you laugh like lawn mowers because they wonder if they'll be next to get cut by your odors. The police don't take complaints about you cus they understand one step near you is a death sentence with that stench. The fat men are all curious of how youre so big and the fortnite sweat speaking shi like "this world aint big enough for the two of us". The crazy kids become formal just to avoid turning out like you and you're so gassy the star said "oh, aight, we got competition now, I understand that you fat asf" but ain't no planet trynna revolve around you. The ants could climb up yo booty thinking it's an ant hill just to suffocate.