Lmfao I stepped on it and then woke up my dad and asked him what the **** do I do with this dead sname

Gardner snake

I ALMOST SHAT MYSELF WHEN I SAW A ****ING SNAKE ON THE FLOOR

THERE WAS A ****ING SNAKE ON THE FLOOR WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO JESUS CHRIST

Sure it was technically a harmless snake but I stabbed it with a kitchen knife

I broke its spine and then woke up my dad and asked him what I should do with this snake carcass