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Orion: definitely

*backs up a couple of steps*

*wait did you hear about dans becoming a moo costume in spider smash brothers? Yep SAN IS IN SMASH*

*i got way to exited when I heard about that* Okay..

*im a her* *startled squeal*

*i step away nervously* don’t you dare do that again

*i try to give him an angry stare but fear still lingers in my mind*

Whatever...

... ya dumb bonehead

Well I can try you orange dry elbowed ass juice box

that's the best I could think of

Well at least it’s original

Hey better than “no u”

Oh

Eh alternate timelines don’t count tho

But in so many other alternate timelines I am killing you in a roast battle

Infinite timelines and Not ONE do I make a good insult.

I guess so

What’s that look for

You are a bad liar

Oooh I get it now. Still not the best I have heard

Yeah I said that I have heard better

That I am similar to the other alternate universes that failed at roasting

Nope there must be an outcome somewhere where I win and you lose. It’s only logical that in an infinite universe that any outcome including that one is possible.

... soo now what

Ummmm okay

*nervous giggling* and you are gonna hurt me I presume?

*a forced nervous smile is plastered onto my face as I try to to panic* you know a creator can use all of the powers of there ocs right?

* not

Yep... wait you did not know

?!

At least I can. I just take them for abit if I really need them

I have to return them after tho

So battles can get epic if you use the magic wisely

Pff neither can I. Plus I’m not used to others magic anyways

I normally wind up summoning something I don’t want and get myself hurt. Filters poisonous gas ability is apparently flammable and very explosive when lit by an open flame or spark. Not fun to be in the middle of.