WHAT EVER HAPPENEND TO TWERKING KERMIT I THOUGH YOU SAID HE WOULD BE AT WHEN YA GET TO 300 FOLLOWERS GORL

YOU'RE SO SMART A STAND UP BRO I'LL THINK ABOUT YOUR OFFER, LET YOU KNOW BUT I PREFER MY CHANCES DOWN BELOW THE BETELGEUSE BETELGEUSE BEING YOUNG AND FEMALE DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M AN EASY MARK I'VE BEEN SWIMMING WITH PIRANHAS I DON'T NEED A SHARK YES LIFE SUCKS BUT NOT THAT MUCH OKAY BETELGEUSE BETELGEUSE BE A DOLL AND SPARE ME THE LECTURE ARE YOU ANY GOOD I JUST MET YA REALLY IT'S A FLATTERING OFFER I THINK I'D RATHER JUST JUMP OFF I MAY BE SUICIDAL BUT BETELGEUSE IT'S NOT AS IF I'VE LOST MY MIND!!!