ohhhh (slow singing, then speeds up) if yeh want some chips but ya can't find a snack, if ya wanna go but ya just don't pack, if ya want a flavor that won't make you labor eat a doritoooo (really, really fast) CAUSE WE GOT NACHOSSSS AND RANCH DRESSING, SOME SPICE AND SOME CHEESE, ALL KINDS OF DAIRY THAY REALLY ARENT THAT HARRY, DORITOS AND YOU!