time to test some pickup lines

Are you French because Eiffel for you

If you were a steak you would be well done.

Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!

ok that one was bad-

;w;

My e y e s

Idk how to flirt- Plus i have a Gf-

:) tank chu UwU

Wanna do a ship rp? Mason & raven?-

Dis now a trend

Thank you so much for existing. I was getting pretty jaded there for a second and then you came along to cast a big shining light on my life. I don’t even care if we actually hook up (well, sort of). I’m just happy that you’re there.I don’t know you that well, which is kind of great because it allows me to run wild with my imagination. Maybe you’re the kind of person who likes to nibble on earlobes or cut the crust off their sandwiches or maybe you’re actually a raging jerk who’s selfish in bed. I really have no idea. I like not knowing. It lets me create a pretty picture of you and I having picnics, kissing under streetlights, getting tangled in bed on a Sunday afternoon, getting stoned and listening to records when it’s raining. All of these things are possible in my head. You could be this person. Crushes are a wonderful thing. Everyone responds to them in the same way with this childlike sense of excitement and wonder.

I've never said anything so cheesy in my life. Please kill me mother /_\

No, I wasn't being serious, mother :0 Why would you say that?

Mother, you do know there is a thing called INCEST, right?

I am not into INCEST mother >:0

They go by they UnU

Welp I think this one works bigenderly

There's 21 letters in the alphabet right?

Oh wait... I'm missing U R A QT

Kill me now qwq

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

XD I succ

I mean, it was a make meh blush challenge I think i succeeded at making you die of cringe

When you look up "flirty punchlines" and the first thing that pops up is: "Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb."