I stayed home from school today...well yesterday, but you know what I mean. Why? Because I've got some stupid congestion going on. Busting nuts produces white blood cells, so maybe that's why I'm sick right now, I'm not nutting this month. I ****ing hate November. Remember my now ex-girlfriend, Jessica? She came to my house today in an effort to suck on my magnum dong. Fortunately, I was watching the cinematic masterpiece that is Animaniacs, removing any chance of her sucking my cock. If she did, then I didn't notice. No nut, still. We're a week in, just gotta do this another 3 and a half times. Good luck, soldiers.