ed: Becuase life is an unfair pr1ck and nobody understands me, Nobody can understand my pain. I'm so sad, I think I'm going to go to Spencer's at the mall and buy some scary jewelry. Then call my mom on my cell phone and get her to bring me back home so I can wallow in my own misery.

ed: I hate snails. they look down on us slugs just because we dont have a shell like they do, they think that we are inferior just because we arent afraid to stand out without any protection. Snails are arrogant, vain, creatures and I wish I had sharp teeth so I could taste their blood.

ed: I kept asking her if she wanted to smash but she kept saying no, then she dumped me. Nobody truly understands me. *sigh*

ed: do you......understand me?.......

ed: oh........I......wow.......nobody has ever said that to me before....

ed: good point.....my little life will probably end soon....*siiiiggghhhhhhh*

Ed: okay, your right I should live life to the fullest. Tommorow i go skydiving

Ed: I'm fine I lied I'm dead on the inside

Ed: Sass, edge, and big, large, [insert slug female reproductive organ]

Ed: and also someone who understands me.

Ed: *sigh* well, I'm glad that there she someone who understands me, that's all that matters.

ed: All I know is pain.

lol I was actually gonna name the slug tyrone the slug thug coz he was black but then i was like nah lets make him emo

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