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MTW-Two[OP]
11.07.2020 02:31
Link"Want candy and stickers? Yeah? Sike! I only have stickers. Sorry for the little lie there buddy, but I had to get you out somehow." The man in the red suit pulled a sticker sheet out of his pocket, and put out his hand. "Now, shake my hand in a gentlemanly manner and I'll give this to you!"
"Uhhhh- nooo? I- I don't really- No"
"Please, Sir, o-or ma'am, or whatever the heck you like, shake my hand! It's the polite thing to do, y'know?"
"Erm.. Uh haha okay then I guess??" Jaxon- not not ****ing wolfy boyo- just sh o ok this red-suited mans hand.
"Hahahahaha! Good job! You know, you seem like a real lady's man. I'd say good luck but I don't think you need it!" He handed you the sticker sheet. "Don't put these on the wall or up your nose or anything, kid." The man leaned in and whispered, "I don't wanna get sued again."
MTW-Two[OP]
11.07.2020 02:34
Link"Hmm. But what if I did?" Aha he just put one on the wall then contemplating putting one up his n o s e.
"Don't! This place is historic!!" He tried peeling the stickers off of the wall, to no avail. "You little shit."
Jax just l a u g h e d at him. He does not like you you don't give good vibes so heho. "Ooooppps!"
"I'll ****ing strangle you!!" He bared his teeth angrily, whoops, you've just made him mad.
MTW-Two[OP]
11.07.2020 02:45
LinkDo it, go on" Jax is smiling but its his OCs trademark Jax smile. Yes I can do my ocs trademark grin.
"You're so confident, so cocky-" His sentence was cut off by Jax.
Jaxon just laughed slightly. "Maybe. Or maybe I laugh when faced with death"
The man was small and meek looking, but he could probably punch you across the room. "My God kid, what do you do, sit on tall ledges and bike into traffic while doing witchcraft and aiming at people with shotguns?!"
Jax grinned. "Well, you got a few things right." He just put his hands in his pockets and leaned against wall. Adjust contacts.
"...What a power move. Adjusting your contacts by stabbing your eyes. Good job, kid. Maybe I won't brutally murder you."
MTW-Two[OP]
11.07.2020 02:56
Link"I- W h a t? O k a y t h en?" Jax is confused but he just adjust contacts and play with hair. He kinda went to adjust glasses by instinct then stopped.
"Your hair is cute. Want a girlfriend? I can get you a girlfriend."
"Aha thanks but no thanks I don't really trust you, no offense" He looks really confused.
"Hmm. Reasonable. But I trusted you, with the stickers. You threw away our friendship! Ruined my wall! 'The whole wall?' you may be thinking to yourself, 'but I only put it in one spot!' Well, YEAH THE WHOLE DAMN WALL!"
"Oh so what would you do if I did this?" He just put another sticker on the wall. I d o n o t l i ke s t ic k e r s g r
MTW-Two[OP]
11.07.2020 03:11
Link"Holy- DUDE! That was like, super rude!!" He looked like he was starting to cry.
Slight guilt but whatever hes good. "Yooouuuuu don't give me good vibes.." He has a sticker in his hand which is nearing the wall.
He slapped Jaxon's hand. "NO!"
Jax just went pink and rolled his eyes. "Stop being such a baby"
" . . . " A young girl walked in. "Oh hell no."
"Wait who the **** are you? Is this- Is this the girl you were trying to make me date?"
"I-I- Uhhh, POOF!" He lit a smoke bomb and dropped it so the sparks wouldn't hit his hand. He waited for the blue smoke to be released, and he ran through a door. (Extremely visible the entire time, if you couldn't tell.)
MTW-Two[OP]
11.07.2020 03:21
LinkJax is very confused but okay then girls still here I guess. "U h h i?"
"Hello..." The girl seemed to be about Jax's age, maybe a year or two older. This girl put out her hand, so Jax would shake it.
Awkward shake of hand. "SooOooo- Do you know who that guy w a s?" Mess with hair and adjust contacts.
They brought their hand back. "Yes. I do live here, after all. My name is Mindy. You?"
"uH oKAy tHEN. iM jAX NiCe tO meEt yOU?"
"It's nice to meet you too. Want a cupcake?" Mindy picked up a cupcake from the basket she was carrying.
"Well- Is there lactose in it? If so I probably sshhouldnnnttt-"
"...Yes, there is. I suppose you wouldn't like a cupcake then?"
MTW-Two[OP]
11.07.2020 03:45
Link"Eh, **** it. I'll take one anyways"
I love to torture myself and my stomach by eating lactose shit.
So Jax just put out his hand.
Mindy gave it to him. "Daring, I like it. Daring is good."
"Mmmkkayyyy? Thanks" He took the cupcake and bit into it, nodding his head in approval. Even if it tasted like shit he would say he liked it.
"Is it okay?" She asked.