Lmfao no o///o

If you insist <3

oh I didn’t read the other part

no u

Opposite Day 🤠

oui 🔫

This is not an empty threat you know who am I and about alll the British people

do you know what happened to all the British people 🔫🤠

French Revolution mother****er 🔫🤠

finally I made someone admit someone with empty threats about my past **** yeah

*something

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John just ****ing died

no this isn’t a joke

my friend John Lauren’s just got ****ing Murdered and now alexdre is yelling “my only gay love interest” and Hercules is drunk, and I’m going to die

anlwxander is crying so hard I think he’s going to throw up on the rug like that time I accidentally said where’s the fag instead of flag in roblox when I was seven and got banned

I’m also crying John was the best

um so I was right Alexander just threw up on the rug and now Hercules is yelling at him and it’s so loud and now I have to clean up vomit why AND ON GOP OF THAT JOHN IS DEAD

what do I do

ok Alexander just got up and he’s making a grilled cheese sandwich

sad french guy in the corner in the middle of what has now turned to Alex and and my boyfriend slapping each other in the face with cheese

oh shit don’t pull out the cheese from the grilled cheese it was just on the sto...eh too late

iM TRYING Hercules keeps asking me to help him fight Alex and I’m like- ehehehee

And why should I help my boyfriend fight off a short, aggresive, grieving man brb

when u think the only power against u Alex has are his writing skills but then it turns out he can give u a black eye

Alex s being overly aggresive and I just wanted to split up the fight and I did because Alex is pretty weak and herc just surrendered and I’m low key pretty strong

yes little man power

He also steals pens from work since now he works at a bank and he pulls them off the chain thing for no reason

and he thinks I have a crush on Angelica wich isn’t true considering 1) I’m gay 2) I have a bf

like, I was walking up to Angelica to talk about animal crossing, since she loves that game, and Alex literally shoves me onto the ground little man power

little man power is being 5’7 and not sleeping in a week but still being able to shove your 6 foot tall friend to the ground

yeah he’s weird he fell asleep now

he’s sleeping on the couch curled up like some kind of ****ing cat but I don’t want to move him bc he hasn’t slept in a week and he keeps kicking me

And if you wake him up he will get violent

I’m not taking that risk of little man powers