This happened 37 years ago, but anyways guys today me and my girlfriend were literally doing the nasty lol ;) we were having amazing, hot sweaty sex. My (40M) girlfriends (68F) big titties were bouncing everywhere. She has huge badonkers. Like, HUGE. Did I mention her badingadonkers are two huge watermelons? Anyways, my big juicy ballls were clapping against her FUPA when all of the sudden my MOM! (😱🤮) walks in and screams, saying we “can’t do this here” and “this is your fathers funeral” and stupid shit like that, but we kept going. I stared my non-alpha female mom right in the eyes with my super-alpha male eyes and kept ****in going. We went so hard I felt her piss on my big juicy eggplant (15 inch dick lol I know it’s small🥺) 5 ****ing times. She was begging me to stop but I just kept going, and then she ripped right in half just like bacteria multiplying or whatever lol I didn’t take geometry so I don’t know all the scientific terms. My mother looked in amazement. She said I’m sorry for interrupting an