Day in the life of a true Fortnitean geezer: Wake up and meet the wife Sofia. My little Jordan, isn't he beautiful? Time to take Cole to Subway. Rev up the Nintendo Switch, wheeey! Quick stop at Bikebook and load up that scrobble count. Get a pint. Val lookin' lovely today lads. Just a bit of banter. Mr. Beast makes a 38-0 (nil) loss better. Pop down local pride, Good ol' Noir! Look at that! Maya made dinner, lovely! Pop down have a couple rounds of battle royale with the lads, And finish up in the fortress of dreams.