I could have stopped 9/11 just jump up and knock the planes out of the air like pshhtt And everybody would be like Holy shit Jeremy that was so awesome and I'd be like pshhtt it was nothin

Hello brah

Man **** y'all you know my plan woulda worked them stupid ass towers would still be around if I was rtere

My civics teacher made me go through hell because all we did was focus on 9/11 for 90 minutes and he kept getting mad over nothing man I HATE MY SCHOOL people keep making threats and going to jail like 4 times this wek

Please my neighbors come get their crusty dog out of the road or me and my sister play shuffle all with it

DUDE AUTOCORRECT I SAID WIFFLEBALL RETARD

I'm outta here

I didnt mean to say that me and my sister don't hit dogs with plastic bats

Oh

Huh

Yeah yo