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PomegranatePanda[OP]
20.03.2021 02:36
Linkpom deteriorates her reputation w shipart from the more funny version of hazbin hotel ๐ anyways whos excited for the sex scene next episode lol.
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Hazbin Hotel. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of existential philosophy most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Alastor's pessimistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Russian literary realism, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Hazbin Hotel truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in Angel Dust's existential catchphrase "Oh, harder daddy~," which itself is a cryptic reference to Albert Camus's French essay The Myth of Sisyphus. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Vivienne Medrano's genius unfolds itself on their comput
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DID U JUST MAKE A ****ING HAZBIN HOTEL REFERENCE ๐คข๐ ๐ก๐คฌ!!!!!
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IT APPEARS U HAVE MADE A REFERENCE TO THE ANIMATED SHORT โHAZBIN HOTELโ๐ง
THIS IS A CHRISTIAN ๐SUB. THAT CARTOON IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL๐บ, MADE TO SPREAD DRUG USE๐,HOMOSEXUALITY ๐,SATANISM๐น,ATHEISM๐, PREMARITAL SEX ๐กAND THE GAY๐ฑ!!!
I AM GOING TO HAVE TO KINDLY ๐ ASK YOU AND YOUR REFERENCES TO KINDLY RETURN ๐TO YOUR RESPECTIVE FANDOM SUB OR I WILL BE FORCED TO GIVE YOU THE SAD BLUE ARROWโฌ๏ธ, AND YOU WILL FACE THE WRATH ๐คฌOF TRUE GOD ALLAH โช๏ธBY THE WORD OF THE QUORN. I WILL SEND U THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS๐ค๐๐ FRIEND. GOD BLESS KEANU REEVES ๐ง๐ป
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This is a transcribed copy of "Helluva Boss Pilot". Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the episode.
[The scene opens with a city shot that slowly zooms in on the Immediate Murder Professionals building. Cars honking can be heard in the background. The scene transitions to a closed door, with a sign that says "Meeting in progress". Inside, Blitzo is walking by a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees.]
Blitzo: Alright, now I know business has been a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here. [looks at Moxxie] Moxxie. [Moxxie gives him a "What the hell?" look.] Now does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business drumming up again?
Millie: What about a car wash?
Blitzo: This is hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being cleaned here, okay? Ooh, what about a billboard?
Moxxie: We can't afford a billboard, sir.
Blitzo: Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now. [pus
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I hate Hazbin Hotel
I want you to know I have never experienced as much pure physical rage from consuming a piece of media as I did while watching hazbin hotel. Every joke fell flat, every line was either poorly acted or poorly written, usually both. The characters were all unlikeable and annoying, save for maybe the Snake guy. Every other ****ing line of dialogue drops a swear word as if it's supposed to be funny or edgy humor, when in reality it just shows how ridiculously juvenile and infantile the writers really are. Did you know the creator's twitter bio has, word for word, "Also I swear a lot, sorry!" I have never found something so consistently agonizing to watch. Every five seconds felt lime a dozen minutes, rife with imperfections and issues no real creation should suffer from. I would rather have my eyeballs pulled from their sockets, liquidated, and spoon fed back to me than ever have to think about this intolerable piece of media again. It is an affront to comedy, an affront to media, and an in